I've been horribly negligent in my blogging duties. I have no idea how people have jobs, hobbies, and children (not that this is exactly a hobby, and don't worry, it's not my job either). To give you a feel for how negligent, the following documented visit below is from Sunday April 13
th. Sharona and Andy came in for a speed visit to sate Sharona's
Yoni DTs and indoctrinate Andy into the
FoY club (Friends of
Yoni).
What S and A didn't count on was
Yoni's unpredictable napping. Below is
Yoni with his new fans at Eleven City Diner. Afterward we went back to our apartment where
Yoni took a marathon 3 hour nap.


Here is Sharona with a very well rested
Yoni.

Sharona is now cross examining the witness to discover why he had need for such a long nap.
Yoni is not forthcoming.

Sharona contemplates a new approach.
Yoni holds steadfast to his lack of vocabulary.

Sharona, using the defendant's unwillingness to defend himself as fodder towards his guilt, is quite pleased with turning
Yoni's muteness to her advantage.
Yoni is very please with the poo he just took in Sharona's lap.

The following week was Passover, the Jewish holiday of underaged drinking (strangely centered around the Jews egress from Egypt and 40 year desert stroll). We were all very happy to be able to visit with Moo Moo and
Sababa,
Grammie, and introduce
Yoni to his cousins and aunt and uncle.
Sababa is performing a creative reading of the Squishy Turtle, teaching the
Yonster that sharks are not scary since they are squishy.

While I joked about
Yoni pooing on Sharona above, I believe that
Yoni actually did so on Moo Moo; I'm not sure that this is when he did it, this is a pretty good visual reenactment.

Moo Moo forgave
Yoni for his ill-timed release.
Yael and I are not always the best at being prepared for
Yoni's needs. For example, for
Yoni's very first visit with his pediatrician, we forgot to bring the diaper bag and had to ask the nurse to borrow (o.k., have) a diaper. You might be thinking that that would explain why
Yoni is wearing his sleeping dress in the photo below. You would be wrong. In the course of two diaper changes,
Yoni peed and pooped on both outfits that we brought for him, leaving nothing for him to wear but his
bizarre little
sleeveless fuzzy sleeping bag.
Yoni got to spend lots of good QT with
Grammie (and Humphrey) as well. Humphrey was very good with
Yoni and did his best not to lick him or steal his toys (which confusingly look just like doggy toys).
Yoni is a big fan of sticking his fingers in my
nostrils, and here he is practicing on Humphrey.
Yoni expresses his dissatisfaction at 1) riding without his cowboy outfit on, and 2) riding without a western saddle.

Riding on Great Aunt Sue is much more fun. . .

This year was either, depending on who you ask, the 98
th, 99
th, or 100
th consecutive
Tannenbaum (Grammie's dad's given name)
Seder in Erie, PA. For the sake of family harmony, an oxymoron really, we say it's the 99
th. It was
Yoni's first. He slept or complained through most of it. We
brought the pack-and-play (PAP) over to the
Seder, but 55
Tannenbaums, including the drunken teens, can make quite a ruckus. While he wasn't able to get a lot of shut-eye in the PAP, the sling laced with black
Betties worked wonders.

Below is
Yoni singing the Four Questions. And can you believe he actually wasn't the youngest one there? My cousin Aleece and her husband Stephen have a new daughter who was just several weeks old at the time.

All the
Winbushes came in on the Sunday after Seder to have their very first visit with Y. As you can see below, they did not like him, and did not want to touch him. Yes, of course I'm lying. They are now full
fledged members of the
FoY club. Below Tim is explaining the joy of coffee to the little man.

Here Gabriel is working his biceps doing some
Yoni curls.

Yummy Sophie dreds!

A very cute
Yoni with a nicely tanned
Sababa.
Yoni and Moo Moo share a smile.

Being the oldest sister, this baby stuff is old hat to Angelina. You can tell
Yoni knows he's in capable hands.
Garbriel fascinates
Yoni with his glowing ball.
Yoni really did love this thing ( I thought it was pretty cool too).

Back at
Grammie's house, G
shows Yoni the great outdoors and her beautiful front garden.

Yummy
rhododendron. Fun to say too.

Grammie and
Yoni enjoy a big breeze.

O.k. I hope you all feel a little better. I'll try to be more regular; I'll also try to post more often to the blog.